Goodbye Santiago, you thieving bastards

Well, our first security breach occurred last night. A school hockey team happened to be staying in our hostel. Woke up early this morning to find our bag, complete with passports, camera, credit cards etc was gone. Suspected the teenagers of lifting it, so in a last minute CSI operation, we demanded the hostel produce security tapes, which we viewed this morning. The culprit turned out to be the team coach! You can imagine our rage as the tape show him pluck the back from next to me on the couch then rifle through it while I check emails. The dirty grub got a wake up knock at 830 this morning after the hostel checked his room number. He produced the bag and the goods, which he claimed to be minding for me. Was there violence? It was imminent, but the calming influence of  a certain woman prevailed. We are now in a self-contained apartment at the hostel's expense. In other news it's movember here in Chile and I have done all I can to fly the Australian flag. Adios.

                                                   I look like a normal Chilean teenager

                                                      Our new digs, crime does pay.